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var Quote = new Array()
Quote[0] = 'There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high yield explosives.';
Quote[1] = 'Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down.';
Quote[2] = 'Everyone should have an evil secret plan...';
Quote[3] = 'Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.';
Quote[4] = 'Speak softly but drive a Sherman tank.';
Quote[5] = 'I’m actually pale blue. It takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white';
Quote[6] = 'You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don’t think there’s really any oxygen. I think they’re just to muffle the screams.';
Quote[7] = 'I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.';
Quote[8] = 'You may be recognized soon. Hide.';
Quote[9] = 'Psychology: Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn’t matter. Never mind.';
var Q = Quote.length;
var whichQuote = Math.round(Math.random() * (Q - 1));
function showQuote()
{
	document.write(Quote[whichQuote]);
}
showQuote();
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