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var Quote = new Array()
Quote[0] = 'You may be recognized soon. Hide.';
Quote[1] = '"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?';
Quote[2] = 'Highway of Life: Alive, occupying space, and exerting gravitational force.';
Quote[3] = 'You never know how many friends you have until you buy a house in the Mountains.';
Quote[4] = 'It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.';
Quote[5] = 'Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I’ve forgotten this before';
Quote[6] = 'I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.';
Quote[7] = 'You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don’t think there’s really any oxygen. I think they’re just to muffle the screams.';
Quote[8] = 'Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.';
Quote[9] = 'I’m trying to find out if the second amendment protects the rights of cows to carry short range tactical nuclear weapons...';
var Q = Quote.length;
var whichQuote = Math.round(Math.random() * (Q - 1));
function showQuote()
{
	document.write(Quote[whichQuote]);
}
showQuote();
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