What do you get when you cross phpBB Weekly with a football?

[webmacster87]

This conversation. David and I were talking about what we wanted to do for phpBB Weekly #040 this Saturday on IM, and meanwhile David was watching a football game. (This was just a few minutes ago.) The following occurred:

5:54:41 PM Douglas Bell: ideas?
5:58:06 PM David Lewis: ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... blatant hold... and it would have negated the Broncos Touchdown. >:O
5:58:29 PM Douglas Bell: of course! thanksgiving day football coverage, live on phpBB Weekly
5:58:48 PM David Lewis: yes... perfect.
5:58:50 PM David Lewis: (not)
5:59:01 PM Douglas Bell: you know, maybe that's what should happen: phpBB and vB should both form football teams and have a big game between the two
5:59:55 PM Douglas Bell: and, like, the losing team would have to put the opposing team's BB software on their website
6:00:13 PM Douglas Bell: so if vBulletin lost, they'd have to put a phpBB forum on their website
6:00:34 PM David Lewis: and if phpBB lost?
6:00:49 PM Douglas Bell: then they'd have to pay out of pocket for vBulletin, i guess
6:01:23 PM Douglas Bell: "Welcome to vB Weekly, the podcast that slaps vBulletin around a bit with a large trout on a weekly basis!"
6:01:37 PM Douglas Bell: ROFL
6:01:38 PM David Lewis: ROFL

Just like you should never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker, you should never stack podcasting ideas in front of a spinning football fan.

[jdh]

I think that it should be a blue whale instead of a large trout!

[A_Jelly_Doughnut]

I'd be willing to play the role of Bill Corollo.

Holding, number 165338 on the offense. 10 yard penalty, first down

(That's Handyman, by the way)

Personal Foul, unsportsmanlike conduct, late hit. Number 124917 on the Defense. 15 yard penalty, automatic first down

(That'd be you Douglass. Slowpoke )

Grounding, offense, number 1841. Ten yard penalty and loss of down.

[Handyman]

Poost?
somehow, I feel as though you missed a number or two.