[Campaign Topic] Lyndon Bertie Johnson

[kite Jenny]

So when do we get this "free" pizza and those cookies and soda and stuff, if indeed, you are elected? And is Lyndon Bertie Johnson really related to Fozzie Bear, and Teddy Kennedy, and even Paddington?


We need answers here!
/me marches up and down the street.

[Jazlean Jaymii]

*hands you a VOTE LBJ cookie* ^___^ cookies are /anytime/ foods.
*waves at Kite!*
Oh Paddington.... where are you lurking?

[House]

Paddington is.. umm.. Away at the moment. He's busy campaigning for us in Canada.. Windsor, actually. >:] But yes, they are all genuinely related to LBJ. In fact, there are others, but we feel that to be rather private matter.


Kite!, you can have some pizza now (slight teaser), but you all need to cast your Ballot for LBJ, else we won't be able to give everyone all the cookies and pizza and soda we've committed too.


Also, we are still hoping for any more last-minute questions for the campaign. Oh, and guess what? I hear that there might be a short message from the candidate himself, a little later on today. =D

Free snacks, have one! : ) --->

[Jazlean Jaymii]

YAAAAY!!! LBJ IN RUN-OFF ELECTION WITH ALBERTIE! DIFFERENCE WAS ONLY 1 VOTE!

If you like cookies, soda, bendy straws, fun, pizza please continue to support LBJ! We can win this.
LBJ will always less than 3 you, please this election return the favour!

*Throws cookies in the air*

[House]

To our friends and supporters, I simply would like to thank you all for your time and contributions. And on behalf of Lyndon Bertie Johnson, the candidate of the Big Fat Awesome House Party, I am pleased, no, proud to say that we've just qualified for the Run-Off Election which takes place between Thursday, at 9 PM EST and Saturday, ending at exactly 9 AM EST.


We carried exactly 33.33% of the total vote between 4 strong Candidates, which means that we received a solid third of all votes cast, being only one ballot behind Albertie. - This is very encouraging, but it is simply not enough to win.. And that is why I am now asking both the Campaigns of Barack O'Bertie and Sir. Bertie Jr. to come together and to help us march onward to victory, for the common good of all Bertie Mons Citizens.

More news shall follow.. ONWard! my Friends.

Also, LBJ has just been endorsed and Sponsored by the United Banana Company.
Sponsor's Ad: A United Banana Company - Because divided, we split.

[webmacster87]

Sponsor's Ad: A United Banana Company - Because divided, we split.

[House]

Hello again, my Friends.

To start with, in an awesome turn of events, the Communist Party actually does Endorse LBJ! Who'da thought? So now without any further ado, here's their Sponsorship ad.


?How I used the Force?

How I used the Force is a full length auto-biographical motion picture by Darth Vader and Shtevie Goldberg, detailing his long-time relationship with Harmlessgoat and their many misadventures together... Coming soon to a Death Star near j00!


Next on the list, is the recent allegation that Lyndon Bertie Johnson stalked and *attacked* a young Kid Bertie way back some time in 1996.. This rumor simply is not true, and nothing more than the direct result of Frost having an immense amount of free-time on his hands suddenly.

Spoiler:

Cite: http://startrekguide.com/community/viewtopic.php?f=131&t=8287&p=89380#p89373

I was digging around in some old photographs and newspaper clippings when I came across something that drove shivers up my spine. Our very own Bertie Mons presidential candidate has a gruesome history that no one knows about. Below are newspaper clippings and images that reflect badly on Lyndon Bertie Johnson and if shown to the public would crush any chances he had at presidency.

Here is a photo of the alleged stalking and planning that Lyndon Bertie Johnson did the night a small child lost his life and several campers were scarred for life.

Lyndon Bertie Johnson: Peering down at his unsuspecting victims


Lyndon Bertie Johnson: Official Bertie Mons Press newspaper clipping


Lyndon Bertie Johnson: The gruesome photo taken my investigators on the scene

However, in the interest of response, Lyndon has made time in his busy schedule (unfortunately, time taken away from helping the people of Bertie Mons) to confront the Faux-Report.

Huh... I thought I disposed of.. Nevermind. Hey, are you quoting this?!! O.O;

And well, there you have it guys. I'll share any news as it breaks from our Campaign for the Presidency.

ONWard! my Friends.

[House]

*People scatter around a lectern as we prepare for a final press conference...*


*ahem*
On behalf of Lyndon Bertie Johnson, I hereby Concede the Election to *cough* whatever his name is who won.

This has been a long struggle, and we are sorry that our supporters have been disappointed by this Defeat. However, the fact is that we lost, and so will not seek to in any way Contest the Election, since the new President has already been inaugurated, and because quite frankly, we is tired. ._.U


Now that said, we have some exciting news to share with our Friends.

With the inauguration of the First President of Bertie Mons, we've been delighted to see that Bertie Mons has somehow materialized as a forum on StarTrekGuide, coming to us all the way from Mars. ^^ Also, we are very happy to hear that Albertie Einstein has chosen Seven of Nine as his Vice President, a choice first made by Lyndon, as announced publicly during the Debate.

We believe that with SoN's help, Albertie may turn out to be a decent choice after all.

We look forward to Serving the First President in any way possible, (if asked,) but also feel an urgent need to return home to Deck 15, where as Senator, Lyndon has many pressing issues to take care of on behalf of the People. - Apparently, the recent inflation crisis there is due to a bug in Handyman's Cash MOD.


In four months, we may once again pick up our Campaign and Seek your Support in the next Election, but in the meantime, Goodbye and G'night!

~ House, Campaign Manager for Lyndon Bertie Johnson - Candidate of the Big Fat Awesome House Party in the October-November Race to be El' Presidente'.

[Obsidian]

Holy WHA! I leave for a few months and look what happens! A campaign, election, House gets power (VERY unadvisable... ) and... Jaz is on STG now? Oh dear...someone prepare the bomb shelters, doomsday shouldn't be that far off with that combination.

[Jazlean Jaymii]

^__^ oh sTraTo... whatever happened to the surprise of doomsday? You're no fun *throws vodka at TaTor*