[SCOFF] Headquarters

[Hank the Cowdog]

Probation canceled. Manager Mike has declined to write the next broadcast.

Good afternoon, and thanks for tuning in to our afternoon broadcast.

We just discovered that we were, um, misquoted in our last broadcast about Handyman being threatened. You see, Lyndon Bertie Johnson's campaign managers were actually quoting Handyman in the chatroom at the MyMiniCity site. You see, we kind of missed that and... ha ha... would you believe we didn't notice the... skip it.

Our scouts have discovered new information that proves that the Lyndon Bertie Johnson campaign program is not guilty of threatening Handyman. In reality, Handyman has pledged his support to the LBJ program, and the campaign managers were using that to their advantage.

New photos are circulating. Scouts have discovered yet another picture of Lyndon Bertie Johnson, and further examination proves that this image has not been tampered with. Ladies and gentlemen, we finally get to see the REAL Lyndon Bertie Johnson which I know many of you are already planning to vote for because of Handyman'. Just kidding, of course. Or am I? You'll have to decide for yourself. I'm kidding if you don't vote based on Handyman's actions. But I'm not joking if you do.

The forged image has been removed from Lyndon Bertie Johnson's campaign efforts, to the Campaign Managers' credit.

Sir Bertie Junior's Campaign Manager has just come up with a new button to promote Sir Bertie Junior, who's nickname is '?'.
Kind of odd, being nicknamed after a question mark, but oh well. Whatever works, I suppose.

[Semi_Deus]

*Points back at Sean for posting classified images*
Official Statement: But as co-manager of this campaign, I will of course take my responsibility, and also apologize for the taken actions.
It was foolish, and nothing more then an attempt to enlighten our campaign.

[House]

But.. You didn't say it was CLASSIFIED.


Oh well. Aren't you suppose to be covering Sir Bertie Jr, too, Hank? Surely there must be something to report on over there. It's not like we're the only ones with scandals...

[mtotheikle]

So after a little catching up, manager Mike is back up and running (now if only physics hw would leave me along), I see that people are causing trouble. I will be keeping an eye out for these false postings and report what I find to Head Master Hank.

Over and Out!

P.S. Watch your self

[Hank the Cowdog]

Oh dear oh dear. This just in! A latecomer by the name of Barack O'Bertie has created a petition to nominate him to run for President of Bertie Mons.

His campaign manager, harmlessgoat22, has put in that Barack O'Bertie is running from The United Soviet Socialist Republic. He is affiliated with the Communist party, and boy does he have a lot to say right off the bat.
He rambled on about change and communism, and then he said:

Barack O'Bertie: Taxes We Can Believe In
No longer have to think for yourself, or make all those hard choices. Let Barack O'Bertie think and make all your decisions for you!

Highway of Life has already endorsed Barack O'Bertie, so they might let this new candidate in. But don't get your hopes up, Barack O'Bertie's campaign is stuck with a red light until we receive word from Douglas Bell, the Bertie Mons Secretary of State. Douglas, and only Douglas, will decide whether this new campaign is a go or a no-show.

Hold it, we've just received a transmission from Timothy Hay, one of our Reporters. I'll patch it through to you.

Hey, chaps. Our scouts are already working on the new candidate, and they've already come up with something.
The candidate's picture is, again, a forgery. The Bertie bear in the photo is the exact same one as was in the photo in the Lyndon Bertie Johnson scandal.

Of course, there is a different logo engraved on the front of the podium.
More proof is in the form of another photo our scouts discovered. You will see, in Barack O'Bertie's campaign topic, the photo just below the one with the Bertie is the exact same as the one with the Bertie, just without the Bertie in it. Suspicious, eh?

Stay tuned for updates.

[Hank the Cowdog]

My sources indicate that our beloved co-founder, Highway of Life, has OKed new candidates. So Barack O'Bertie is a go, folks!

With Highway's approval, of course, I'm proud to announce that my Bertie has blackmailed and threatened me into managing his campaign.

Albertie Einstein, also known as Teh Brainstormeh, is affiliated with The Intellectual Party. He's an old hand at absolutely whipping Dolphins with Ph.D degrees at Chess. I should know, I've witnessed it!
And he has lots of smarties.

[mtotheikle]

Its seems like the competition is getting tougher folks. Every vote counts!

[Hank the Cowdog]

Due to Albertie Einstein's running for the presidency, I have been ordered by our Secretary of State, Douglas Bell, to relinquish command of SCOFF. As of now, I give the title of Head Manager to Handyman.
Manager Mike will be his assistant, and the entirety of SCOFF will be placed entirely under the command of Handyman.
I will be retiring from SCOFF.

Good luck to the new commanders of this media station!

[Handyman]

After only 2 days with SCOFF (and not much to report), I have become the new Head Manager of SCOFF.
Somehow Hank managed to sneak a Bertie in

Congratulations to the 4 candidates in the running.

As the new Head Manager of SCOFF and with Mike as my Assistant, I vow to be just as tough on the candidates as Hank was just as SCOFF has been known to be for so long. 2 days

As the propaganda outfit around here, we'll come up with a list of issues to ask the candidates during the debate to get their stance on the issues.
I know some of you have been voting down certain party lines for ages (actually, I know you've never heard of these parties before), we ask everybody to throughly research the candidates before voting and not vote down party lines.

As mentioned in the rules, you will have 36 hours to vote on the voting day? please be sure to completely punch your cards as to make it very clear about your voting intentions.

I'm Handyman,
for all of us here at SCOFF,

[rickymallory Rick]

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