[Campaign Topic] Albertie Einstein

[Hank the Cowdog]

Official Campaign Topic for 2008 Bertie Mons Presidential Election
Candidate's Name: Albertie Einstein
Candidate's Nicknames: Teh Brainstormeh, The Smartie President
Candidate's Motto: E=phpBB3²
Co-Campaign Managers: Hank the Cowdog and Max X
Party Affiliation: The Intellectual Party
Official Candidate Picture:

Albertie Einstein can beat a Dolphin with a Ph.D degree at Chess!



VOTE FOR ALBERTIE EINSTEIN!

[Hank the Cowdog]

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The Albertie Einstein TV Ad!

As President of Bertie Mons, I will promote and encourage next year's phpBB conference!
As President of Bertie Mons, I will take a picture of the view from our house every week and post it here!

As President of Bertie Mons, I will give my full support to Dolphin Protection organizations, and I will visit the Dolphins often--with my chess board, of course.

As President of Bertie Mons, I will take action and put mashed potatoes in every pot! Gravy on every stove! Fish in every aquarium! A cat on every pillow! A horse in every pasture! A dog on every bed! Trees in every park! Water in every stream! Snow on every mountain! A computer on every desk! A bird in every birdhouse! An earbud in every ear! A hat on every head! A tie on every neck! Glass in every window! A knob on every door! The time on every clock! Ice cream in every freezer! A glove on every hand! A boot on every foot! A wick on every candle! A light bulb in every lamp! A sleeve on every arm! A lid on every jar! A spoon in every bowl! Milk in every cereal bowl! Music papers on every stand! Water in every cup! A thimble for every needle! A parachute for every skydiver!

Endorsed By
Highway of Life

Albertie Einstein's Motto: E=phpBB3²

Smarties Campaign

As President of Bertie Mons, I will give out bags of Smarties! But only if I'm elected.

I've got a Smarties supply that will last the entire country of Bertie Mons four years... it'd be a shame if I had to eat them all myself, eh?


Anti-Opponent Campaign

Anti-Lyndon Bertie Johnson

Anti-Barack O'Bertie

Anti-Sir Bertie Junior

Image/Button Campaign

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[Handyman]

OMG! does this mean I have to take over SCOFF?

[Highway of Life]

Conflict of interest!! SCOFF Manager raises up his own candidate!

[harmlessgoat22]

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That seems awfully similar to my reserved post

[House]

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That seems awfully similar to my reserved post

Yer. But I started the whole propaganda thing days ago, anyway

Good luck Jordan.

[harmlessgoat22]

Did you? I didn't see that...

[Hank the Cowdog]

I'm the only one who's not endorsed.

Propaganda post updated.

[Highway of Life]

Oops, I forgot to endorse this one too.

I endorse this candidate, too.

[House]

Smarties~ @__@;


*snaps out of it*