Post reserved for lies and deceptions.The Albertie Einstein TV Ad!
As President of Bertie Mons, I will promote and encourage next year's phpBB conference!
As President of Bertie Mons, I will take a picture of the view from our house every week and post it here!
As President of Bertie Mons, I will give my full support to Dolphin Protection organizations, and I will visit the Dolphins often--with my chess board, of course.
As President of Bertie Mons, I will take action and put mashed potatoes in every pot! Gravy on every stove! Fish in every aquarium! A cat on every pillow! A horse in every pasture! A dog on every bed! Trees in every park! Water in every stream! Snow on every mountain! A computer on every desk! A bird in every birdhouse! An earbud in every ear! A hat on every head! A tie on every neck! Glass in every window! A knob on every door! The time on every clock! Ice cream in every freezer! A glove on every hand! A boot on every foot! A wick on every candle! A light bulb in every lamp! A sleeve on every arm! A lid on every jar! A spoon in every bowl! Milk in every cereal bowl! Music papers on every stand! Water in every cup! A thimble for every needle! A parachute for every skydiver!Endorsed By
Highway of Life
Albertie Einstein's Motto: E=phpBB3²Smarties Campaign
As President of Bertie Mons, I will give out bags of Smarties! But only if I'm elected.
I've got a Smarties supply that will last the entire country of Bertie Mons four years... it'd be a shame if I had to eat them all myself, eh? Anti-Opponent Campaign
Anti-Lyndon Bertie Johnson
Anti-Sir Bertie JuniorImage/Button Campaign