[Campaign Topic] Albertie Einstein

[mtotheikle]

Nice little ad! GO Albertie Einstein that lives in Glacier.

someone will know what I'm talking about.

[Hank the Cowdog]

Lyndon Bertie Johnson proved to be a tough adversary to the Albertie Einstein campaign. Even though Albertie was ahead by one in the popular vote, we failed to win the majority of votes, and so Lyndon and Albertie are entering a runoff election starting Thursday.
Luckily, I was prepared for this and have everything set up to continue the campaign.

Thank you all for your support to Albertie Einstein in the form of votes. I ask that you again cast your ballots for Albertie Einstein, as now more than ever we need the support, votes, and encouragement of every single one of our faithful supporters.

The local media station, SCOFF, recently caught up with me as I was touring Glacier National Park in Montana. One of their reporters, Seven of Nine, asked me a couple of questions as I was standing on a dock in front of Lake McDonald, and I revealed the plans I had earlier discussed with the Park Rangers about maintaining the environment of the park. Hopefully SCOFF News will manage to get the interview up before the election ends, however I know that their video technicians are wrapped up in other matters as of currently.

Things are happening fast. As campaign manager, I will be able to produce several more campaign points to keep up the momentum we have from the video advertisement. Expect our propaganda ministry to output several more images to support our campaign tomorrow.

To Albertie Einstein supporters, I thank you from the bottom of our Smartie supply. Correction: YOUR Smartie supply. My pile of unlimited Smarties is for the Citizens of Bertie Mons.

Thank you.
~Hank the Cowdog, Campaign Manager
~Albertie Einstein, Presidential Candidate of The Intellectual Party.

[ruben Ruben]

Sorry guys, that ad made me vote for you. LOL I love it!

[Hank the Cowdog]

Thank you, Ruben!

As I mentioned above, we need all the supporters we can get. Welcome!

[Hank the Cowdog]

The Propaganda Ministry has just updated the bottom of the propaganda post with their final campaign push for the runoff election. Be sure to check it out!

[Frost Chris Frost]

First off I would like to say that I am no longer secretly deciding on who I will vote for. Albertie Einstein has my full vote.. of confidence.. anyway

As a dedicated and loyal supporter of Albertie Einstein I feel I must come forth with very strong accusations against one of the other candidates.

It was brought to my attention that Sen. Lyndon Bertie Johnson allegedly has a very shameful and haunting past...

I was digging around in some old photographs and newspaper clippings when I came across something that drove shivers up my spine. Our very own Bertie Mons presidential candidate has a gruesome history that no one knows about. Below are newspaper clippings and images that reflect badly on Lyndon Bertie Johnson and if shown to the public would crush any chances he had at presidency.

Here is a photo of the alleged stalking and planning that Lyndon Bertie Johnson did the night a small child lost his life and several campers were scarred for life.

Lyndon Bertie Johnson: Peering down at his unsuspecting victims


Lyndon Bertie Johnson: Official Bertie Mons Press newspaper clipping


Lyndon Bertie Johnson: The gruesome photo taken my investigators on the scene

Edit: Excuse me.. -Sir +Sen.
I apologize.

[House]

Personally:

First off, it is not "Sir Lyndon Bertie Johnson", it is Senator Lyndon Bertie Johnson.. And this accusation is completely, 100% FALSE.



And as Lyndon's Official Campaign Manager:

We have no statement at this time... But are really disturbed by this..

[rickymallory Rick]

I would like to make a statement on behalf of Senator Lyndn Bertie Johnson.

It is totally unacceptable that during a critical stage in a run-off that somebody would make such accusations. The Statements made by Mr.Frost are 100% untrue, he just has rather personal feelings against the candidate. It is not uncommon for somebody to have these kind of feelings during an election, This story has already been looked into and also DNA tests taken before he was allowed to take part and im afraid to say that Mr.Frost has got the wrong Lyndon Bertie Johnson.

[Frost Chris Frost]

For the hopes of a successful and complete candidacy, and for the well being of Berties everywhere, I felt it my civic duty to post any possibility of lies, scandal or gruesome history of any of the presidential candidates. I have been, and will be, keeping the identity of the persons who brought this to my attention a secret. Maybe it is false and maybe it's not, that is for the public to decide. I myself am a parent that rather enjoys camping trips, so naturally I think I did the right thing here.

Good luck to all candidates!

Edit: In light of a post that was made while I was posting this, let me clarify that I am merely the messenger of light bringing forth any news about the candidacy that may play a role in the final decision. In laman's terms.. don't shoot the messenger..

P.S. I was NOT bought off with promises of smarties...

[House]

I would like to make a statement on behalf of Senator Lyndn Bertie Johnson.

It is totally unacceptable that during a critical stage in a run-off that somebody would make such accusations. The Statements made by Mr.Frost are 100% untrue, he just has rather personal feelings against the candidate. It is not uncommon for somebody to have these kind of feelings during an election, This story has already been looked into and also DNA tests taken before he was allowed to take part and im afraid to say that Mr.Frost has got the wrong Lyndon Bertie Johnson.

No clue what you're mumbling about Sir.

For the hopes of a successful and complete candidacy, and for the well being of Berties everywhere, I felt it my civic duty to post any possibility of lies, scandal or gruesome history of any of the presidential candidates. I have been, and will be, keeping the identity of the persons who brought this to my attention a secret. Maybe it is false and maybe it's not, that is for the public to decide. I myself am a parent that rather enjoys camping trips, so naturally I think I did the right thing here.

Good luck to all candidates!

Edit: In light of a post that was made while I was posting this, let me clarify that I am merely the messenger of light bringing forth any news about the candidacy that may play a role in the final decision. In laman's terms.. don't shoot the messenger..

P.S. I was NOT bought off with promises of smarties...

.. Super.