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Re: DO YOU DARE ENTER?!!?

Postby Finsta » 02 Apr 2009, 02:19

I have the code to get us out of here!

It is posted below.
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Re: DO YOU DARE ENTER?!!?

Postby Obsidian » 02 Apr 2009, 06:58

Morning Star wrote:I am sooooo relieved that my :beg: complaint over my new hideous drone looks were heeded by Locutus.... MUCH better. :thumbsup: Can Borg say, "thank you"? Maybe I should and then this entire collective will assimilate manners... Thank you, Locutus!!!

However, for all you drones buttering up the Borg Queen with flowers, chocolates, sodas and charming words -- it is doubtful any of it will work. Her heart is seared every time that armor connects with her brain. :borg:

And all you programmers who have been assimilated -- any chance of hacking us out of here? :banghead:


Nah.
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Re: DO YOU DARE ENTER?!!?

Postby Borg Queen » 02 Apr 2009, 13:40

Finsta wrote:Your Pretty :cool:


Perfection, my good drone.
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Re: DO YOU DARE ENTER?!!?

Postby Obsidian » 02 Apr 2009, 13:43

Borg Queen wrote:
Finsta wrote:Your Pretty :cool:


Perfection, my good drone.


*slaps Borg Queen*

FAIL!

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Re: DO YOU DARE ENTER?!!?

Postby Borg Queen » 02 Apr 2009, 13:44

Erik Frèrejean wrote:Hi Borg Queen. Long time no see :wave:, we've been missing you around here.

/me gets the pizza and soda :)


Ah, thank you... *cracks neck* I missed me around here, too.

Pizza and soda must be assimilated.
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Re: DO YOU DARE ENTER?!!?

Postby Borg Queen » 02 Apr 2009, 13:48

sTraTo wrote:
Borg Queen wrote:
Finsta wrote:Your Pretty :cool:


Perfection, my good drone.


*slaps Borg Queen*

FAIL!

:beee:


*black eyes smolder*

How dare you slap me! I do not fail!

*hesitates*

On second thought, beauty is irrelevant. :borg:
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Re: DO YOU DARE ENTER?!!?

Postby Borg Queen » 02 Apr 2009, 13:51

rickymallory wrote:/me buys Borg Queen a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates!

Great to have you back your Majesty!


CHOCOLATE. Give here.

*assimilates quickly*

Mmmm. We have discovered perfection.

You are an excellent drone, and you have served your purpose well. You have brought perfection to the Collective.

As for the flowers, they do brighten up the bulkheads. Thank you.
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Re: DO YOU DARE ENTER?!!?

Postby Hank the Cowdog » 02 Apr 2009, 13:59

uhhhh... oh QUEEN, the entire collective felt your pleasure as you assimilated that chocolate... now EVERYBODY wants some... How can we distribute over a quintillion boxes of chocolate? :think:

Oh, I've got it...We are Borg. :borg:
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Re: DO YOU DARE ENTER?!!?

Postby Borg Queen » 02 Apr 2009, 14:08

Hank the Cowdog wrote:uhhhh... oh QUEEN, the entire collective felt your pleasure as you assimilated that chocolate... now EVERYBODY wants some... How can we distribute over a quintillion boxes of chocolate? :think:

Oh, I've got it...We are Borg. :borg:


If I continue eating chocolate, the entire Collective can enjoy the experience vicariously. :borg:
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Re: DO YOU DARE ENTER?!!?

Postby Hank the Cowdog » 02 Apr 2009, 14:28

*stomach rumbles* Yes, but not digestively... (whatever that means :scratch: )
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