Corrupt a Wish Game!!!

[phantom784 Francis]

This is a huge hit on my personal website, so I figured we'd start up a round here.

Anyways, you make a wish. The next person says "granted", but makes up a reason why it turns out to be a bad thing.

eg "I wish I had a million dollars" "Granted. The dollar has gone through hyperinflation and is now wortheless." or something like that...

I wish my google ads would actually make me money...

[Hank the Cowdog]

Granted, but the money was transferred somewhere else.

I wish I had a Plasma Screen TV.

[statm1 Matt]

Granted, but since it wouldn't fit in the elevator in your apartment building they had to hoised it from ground and they dropped it.

I wish I had an unlimited trip plane ticket that never expired.

[Handyman]

I wish I had an unlimited trip plane ticket that never expired.

Granted, but it was lost in the mail on it's way to you? oh, BTW, it wasn't insured.

I wish for 6 more weeks of winter.

[phantom784 Francis]

Granted. You're snowed into your house. And the internet stops working.

I wish I didn't always put stuff off...

[Sniper_E]

Granted, but on your way to take care of it you came down with Altimers.

I wished we had a virtual reality forum with our login here.

[House]

Granted. But someone hacks the forum and you're stuck in a suckie version of Doom on Dial-up. 0>o

I wish I had a pickle...

[MapleMario]

Granted, but it comes to life and attacks you with sharp, pointy teeth.

I wish Microsoft would just stop developing IE.

[Sniper_E]

Granted! Then the entire internet goes down and you have Nothing!

I wished I had a plate with steak and lobster right about now.

[phantom784 Francis]

Granted. They taste bad.

I wish my power would come back on...