Corrupt a Wish Game!!!

[Hank the Cowdog]

Granted, but it's a non-paying job and you have to drop it and get a real job.

I wish the Tennessee Titans were not 0-2.

[jdh]

Granted-- their 0-3 now.

I wish the next starship the Federation builds has built-in auto-borg-stopping equipment on deck 15.

[Hank the Cowdog]

Granted, but the Borg adapt and we're back to the drawing board.

iWish the Titans would WIN their next game, for pete's sake!

[Semi_Deus]

They do, on my playstation. Pete is happy.

I wish getting up early was easier.

[Peetra Petra]

Granted, but you have to join the army for that!

I wish I could live in the same country as my SO.

[Hank the Cowdog]

Granted, except I don't know what a SO is so nothing happens.

I wish Choppers weren't so dadgum hard to fly.

[Semi_Deus]

Granted, you can Drive 'em: http://images.google.nl/images?hl=nl&so ... a=N&tab=wi

I wish TPBM could make a wish

[Hank the Cowdog]

Granted, except I would have made a wish anyways so your wish is wasted.

I wish I had a direct box to feed my guitar into my computer.

[Peetra Petra]

Granted, but the box comes with some unwvated features. Your computer will from noe on demand a feast on brand new guitars at least three times a week an it will ruin your economy.

I wish I could learn to be sick at workdays and not in weekends....

[Finsta]

Granted but your company just went bankrupt and now your out of a job

I wish I could find my charging cable to my mp3 player