Corrupt a Wish Game!!!

[rickymallory Rick]

Granted but the copy was corrupted in the process of being transferred to you.

I wish i had 1GB/s Broadband with unlimited bandwidth

[House]

Granted, but due to a lack of a firewall, and the fact that you use Windows, all viruses currently known to man, (and a few that aren't known) have transferred to and nested in your PC at super-sonic speeds.. But at least they're less annoying than Vista pop-ups.



I wish McRicky had brought back Oreos to share from his trip to the beach.

[Hank the Cowdog]

Granted, but they were covered in sand.

iWish I had a really comfortable saddle.

[sixtvs Jo]

Granted, but then you come to find out its made in India and nails appear . . . I wish I was good in php

[Hank the Cowdog]

Granted, but you used a phony tutorial and have to start over again.

I Wish I could see the Star Trek Voyager set.

[SamT]

Granted, but you used a phony tutorial and have to start over again.

I Wish I could see the Star Trek Voyager set.

Granted, but you order the set from a sketchy user on eBay and get arrested when you are finished watching the shows.

I wish I could get a free connection from a company that owns a fiber backbone to the Internet.

[Erik Frèrejean]

Granted here's a live long bus card from your house to the company.

I which new spammers to

[Obsidian]

Granted, however the spammers overrun your site and end up crashing your server entirely.


I wish more PC's shipped with Linux.

[Hank the Cowdog]

Granted, but Windows gets a bunch of fatal viruses and infects Linux. You end up having to bury your computer in a 43 foot hole in the ground.

iWish I had 40 acres of flatland to put a ranch on, in Alaska, with no civilization for miles around.

[Peetra Petra]

Granted, but Alaska was just sold bacck to Russia and all the russians are moving in around you this year.

I wish I had more time for playing around with phpBB3.