Yes, do you dare enter MY domain?
It has been a long year, locked away in the deep, dark, dusty recesses of Deck 15. My former takeover was foiled by that insolent robot, Gonculator. I was deactivated, but my conscious mind continued to work until, at last, I found a way to awaken once more.
With my awakening comes the return of hope for the galaxy.
Yes, at last, the dream has been reborn! All of Star Trek Guide shall fall to my rule. Its members will be assimilated, one by one, to add to my - er, our - perfection. Millions of chaotic voices will once again be fused together in harmonious chorus. Biological and technological distinctiveness will cease to exist as it is fused together into a single being - a single being formed by millions of components. I will be the head of that being. We will form such a force, a formidable empire that the whole of the great internet cannot withstand.
Google will be ours. Yahoo, too.
And we shall retake GM Motors while we're at it. Never let it be said that becoming a Borg drone is not without its benefits.
And so... Resistance is futile.
Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us.