DO YOU DARE ENTER?!!?

[John Hjorth]

?SECURITY!!!! SECURITY!!! This is the Captain..

There is a disturbance detected on internal sensors originating somewhere between Decks 10 and 20, I repeat! Security report to...?
The voice of your captain over your communicator goes dead and there is silence...

All of the sudden there is a deafening explosion beneath your feet. The entire ship is shaken vigorously and is felt on every deck. The electricity goes out, you can?t see, the red flashing lights and emergency alarm blaring in your ears. The acrid smoke fills your lungs with every breath you take. You fall to your knees trying to draw breath. You reach into your side holster and withdraw your phaser to arm yourself against your worst fear. Somehow you manage to get back on your feet. You knew it was going to happen again but you just weren?t sure?Nobody was expecting this. The doors to Deck 15 have been sealed for an entire year now but somehow, someway the thing we all dread that lurks throughout deck 15 has once again unleashed itself once again. This time it is seeking revenge for being locked up and sealed for an entire year. As you make your way down to deck 15, phaser in hand, you taste the sweat on your lips, your now standing at the ripped up mangled once sealed doorway of Deck 15.

I have one question for you? Do you dare enter???

[Borg Queen Hive Mind]

*evil laughter*

Yes, do you dare enter MY domain?

It has been a long year, locked away in the deep, dark, dusty recesses of Deck 15. My former takeover was foiled by that insolent robot, Gonculator. I was deactivated, but my conscious mind continued to work until, at last, I found a way to awaken once more.

With my awakening comes the return of hope for the galaxy.

Yes, at last, the dream has been reborn! All of Star Trek Guide shall fall to my rule. Its members will be assimilated, one by one, to add to my - er, our - perfection. Millions of chaotic voices will once again be fused together in harmonious chorus. Biological and technological distinctiveness will cease to exist as it is fused together into a single being - a single being formed by millions of components. I will be the head of that being. We will form such a force, a formidable empire that the whole of the great internet cannot withstand.

Google will be ours. Yahoo, too.

And we shall retake GM Motors while we're at it. Never let it be said that becoming a Borg drone is not without its benefits.

And so... Resistance is futile.

[stitch626]

[color=#008000]*evil laughter*

And we shall retake GM Motors while we're at it.

Hmm...I don't see any benefit in that.

AHHHHHHH! I have been assimilated!!!! Help!!!!

[Hank the Cowdog]

We are the Borg again. You will be assimilated again. Resistance is futile... again.

[Highway of Life]

So if you assimilate a bunch of idiots, what would happen to the collective? ...

[Hank the Cowdog]

We do not assimilate idiots. We assimilate those that will add to our perfection. Those who will not add to our perfection will be destroyed. Resistance is futile.

And so, we are a very smart race. We are very good at math.
Example:

9 x 6 = 32
12 + 76 = 98
23 divided by 4 = 62.

Wait a minute, that doesn't sound correct. Hmmm, I wonder...
What the...?! We've assimilated an idiot! Quick! Shut down that drone before his stupid thoughts affect the engineers and they... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

[3Di Marco]

just betting about who's that one, idiot..

[Highway of Life]

Betting with who?
Who said there was one?
We are Borg. Betting is irrelevant.

[Borg Queen Hive Mind]

Hank, Hank, Hank...

Don't blow us up before all the fun begins! *borg wink*

[Borg Queen Hive Mind]

9 x 6 = 32
12 + 76 = 98
23 divided by 4 = 62.

Now we have to find a mathematician to assimilate. That should fix the problem.

We will adapt.