There are two rules for success: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
I bet you I could stop gambling.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
if #2 pencils are the most popular, are they still #2?
I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
The statement following is true: The statement prior is false.
~Hank the Cowdog, JordanSection 31 Admiral