'One Liners'

[Xplozion Dan]

So what 'One Liners' do you have? And what I mean by that is, jokes that can be said in like 3 words.

Here are some that I have seen:

Highway of Life's signature: (something like) 'When 4 men get in a taxi in New York and not arguing,
a robbery has taken place.

On The Simpsons: (a random sign in an episode): 'ZOO CLOSED! Due to popular demand.'

Now you say some

[Hank the Cowdog]

Moved to Forum Games.

Reason: Wrong forum.

[Sniper_E]

Hey good looking, I wish I could rearrange the alphabet because I would put U and I together.

[stitch626]

Hey good looking, I wish I could rearrange the alphabet because I would put U and I together.

Thanks but your not my type.

[rickymallory Rick]

hahaha, you sure about that stitch?

Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.

[Hank the Cowdog]

There are two rules for success: 1. Don't tell everything you know.

I bet you I could stop gambling.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

if #2 pencils are the most popular, are they still #2?

I had amnesia once - maybe twice.

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

The statement following is true: The statement prior is false.