Forum Game: Three Word Story

[Hank the Cowdog]

STG Forum is great for discussing the PhpBB3 Olympus software developed by a wonderful group at phpBB3.com. We owe our deepest gratitude to the wonderful software that allows us to generate the maximum potential of our coding abilities. The forum has quickly grown since May of 2006, when Handyman and Highway of Life got some crazy idea where they decided to create a community of programmers and fanatics who are mainly smarter than the guys who created Mountain Dew. This 3 word story is coming to a good start. Though it's getting a little bit like that game called Whack-a-Mole. Moles are strange creatures, fun to whack and have small antennae, protruding from a non-existing spot. Moles eat lithium and drink radium. Radium helps digestion. It also kills forum game addicts.

On a smaller ant's back is a big toe of Highway's many MODing Minions from the Cheesecake Factory who really like chocolate cherry cheesecake in a bottle with other developers. When they go to STG, they write three words which can be starting weird and ending even weirder.

phpBB3 RC5 may have been good, but it will definitely be worse when people still hug Stephen Colbert in their pajamas. Until then we can hope that people won't swim in Handyman's coffee. Swimming in coffee cures morning hangovers, or so that anyone can try to jump off to a great llama infested farm! Speaking of farms, jdh's sister went out cow tipping and got into a farm tractor and tipped over. The farmer was amazed at how big the flames were when they got to the border of Canada. Canadians are the most interesting bunch of hockey fans, although they sometimes miss the net and go to the beer store for cigars and beer. But anyways, Tim Horton's Coffee from John Hjorth tastes like it came from Mars. Though that may sound kinda bizzare, but so does jdh's high voice.

In the future, I expect that chocolate covered grasshoppers chomping chocolate covered cherries dipped in blueberry whipped cream will be served with strawberry shortcake here at STG. In the past, it was simpler. We would always scratch our armpits with our silverware and then eat pickled pigs feet on a platter.

Anyways, Douglas Bell, who is a phpBB MODder and former PHP developer, also enjoys eating deep-fried pickle hearts. Though he hates stressing over homework, he does a fantastic Irish jig while wearing a German Lederhosen. As he tries to continue this futile search for Sniper_e, he decides that Ed is gone. When Douglas isn't chasing JDH with a beautifully wrapped box of rocks through a maze, he is busy teaching alligators on the planet next to a planet called Earth. Unfortunately, one alligator thinks that Douglas does a great chicken dance imitation, although he might be better at the chicken dance.

Anyways, continuing on, the decrypted snippets littered around STG must mean that Highway of Life is up to no good. Unfortunately, we can only hope he restores his avatar before it's become his permanent replacement. Although insiders believe that the teams decided to change their sanity because the gold rush didn't work out as they intended, they did expect it to turn into a wild goose chase. Also, being a goose means that you are subsequently chased by the developers across the entire secret Subversion repository. Because this repository is so secret, we have to warn everybody that rabid Spider Monkeys could try to make this topic radioactive. So please do not email the radioactive developers or they will laugh and cause future phpBB releases to enslave the people that made PHP and MySQL. Centuries later, they continue to alarm the general public with their crazy plan to merge Joomla! and phpBB thus forcing WordPress to close for Christmas. But when phpBB tries to cook the turkey the stove melts and a new roasted apple appears!

Recently the forum belonging to Coldplay and his servers burned to cinders because Yuriy attempted to repair a glitch that was trying to destroy Joomla!, but he failed to see how it could possibly resurrect the phpBB 1.0.0 bugs that kept replicating the melted stove. Now Yuriy is puzzled about why his Alesis synthesizer sounds like the SCOFF News turkeybaster. In other news