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[Highway of Life]

1. I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
   
2. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
   
3. Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
   
4. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
   
5. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
   
6. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
   
7. A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax
   
8. Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly
   
9. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila
   
10. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
    
11. C://dos
    C://dos.run
    run.dos.run
    
12. You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
    
13. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly h4v3 b33n pr0gr4mm1ng 700 l0ng.
    
14. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
    
15. Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button
    
16. The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers
    
17. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
    
18. The beginning of the programmer's wisdom is understanding the difference between getting program to run and having a runnable program
    
19. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
    
20. Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
    
21. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
    
22. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
    
23. Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
    
24. RAM disk is not an installation procedure
    
25. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
    
26. The truth is out there...anybody got the URL?
    
27. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
    
28. Error. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
    
29. To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so
    
30. Bugs come in through open Windows
    
31. Unix is user friendly...its just selective about who its friends are
    
32. To err is human...to really foul up requires the root password.
    
33. I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm just not attracted to her anymore
    
34. Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
    
35. If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
    
36. "Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain. 300 dpi?"
    
37. Smith & Wesson: The Original Point And Click Interface
    
38. Warning! Perl script detected! (K)ill it , (D)eactivate it
    
39. All computers run at the same speed... with the power off
    
40. Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway
    
41. Having soundcards is nice... having embedded sound in web pages is not
    
42. Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product
    
43. How's my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
    
44. How are we supposed to hack your system if it's always down!
    
45. Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle
    

[stubbers]

That's sad... I laughed at almost all of those...

[THINKS]I am concerned for my welbeing[/THINKS]

[ElbertF]

Same here, haha

[Highway of Life]

Stubbers...

You mentioned a MOD for the [Thinks] bbcode.

I was thinking of making it, but... what exactly did you want it to do or look like?

[stubbers]

Same as quote but with a different color, I was thinking of making it to fit the style on my board (click my sig and follow the links!)... Check a post with quotes in it! Looks pretty cool... Not really sure what it would look like... Hmmm....

[Highway of Life]

How about sort of bubble-ish?

I could do one up and give you the codes to do it on your Olympus board if you like... ?

[stubbers]

Sorry... Not running olympus live... I'm not confident enough to risk my forum db's...

Also I had another thought... What about a print mod... I reckon that would be better, tiny print button somewhere on veiw topic that will print an entire topic... Erase all styling just have simple bold headings and message contents...

Cheers,
Stubbers

[Highway of Life]

That would be painfully simple... pretty much a style modification to have the print style render.

[LEW21 Janusz]

Click on "Print view" at the top of this page

[Highway of Life]

Wahahahaha! duh!

I knew I had seen it somewhere, then I thought it was from a vB website... I look at WAY too many forums.