Sniper_E wrote:I'm sorry for the 486 votes you had to delete Douglas.... I thought Francis was going to be the one tallying the votes.
You may have, but that has little to do with the 956 votes that were cast.mtotheikle wrote:We are trusting David to count the votes? Yikes! Have you seen him do math before?
Hank the Cowdog wrote:Lyndon Bertie Johnson proved to be a tough adversary to the Albertie Einstein campaign. Even though Albertie was ahead by one in the popular vote, we failed to win the majority of votes, and so Lyndon and Albertie are entering a runoff election starting Thursday.
Luckily, I was prepared for this and have everything set up to continue the campaign.
Thank you all for your support to Albertie Einstein in the form of votes. I ask that you again cast your ballots for Albertie Einstein, as now more than ever we need the support, votes, and encouragement of every single one of our faithful supporters.
The local media station, SCOFF, recently caught up with me as I was touring Glacier National Park in Montana. One of their reporters, Seven of Nine, asked me a couple of questions as I was standing on a dock in front of Lake McDonald, and I revealed the plans I had earlier discussed with the Park Rangers about maintaining the environment of the park. Hopefully SCOFF News will manage to get the interview up before the election ends, however I know that their video technicians are wrapped up in other matters as of currently.
Things are happening fast. As campaign manager, I will be able to produce several more campaign points to keep up the momentum we have from the video advertisement. Expect our propaganda ministry to output several more images to support our campaign tomorrow.
To Albertie Einstein supporters, I thank you from the bottom of our Smartie supply. Correction: YOUR Smartie supply. My pile of unlimited Smarties is for the Citizens of Bertie Mons.
~Hank the Cowdog, Campaign Manager
~Alberetie Einstein, Presidential Candidate of The Intellectual Party.
House wrote:Albertie? . . . . Never heard of the guy.
harmlessgoat22 wrote:Me neither....I'm voting for LBJ!!!
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