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Re: [SCOFF] Headquarters

Postby Sniper_E » 05 Nov 2008, 20:56

I'm sorry for the 486 votes you had to delete Douglas.... :sorry: I thought Francis was going to be the one tallying the votes.
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Re: [SCOFF] Headquarters

Postby webmacster87 » 05 Nov 2008, 21:13

Since when does the media tally the votes? They just use ridiculously small numbers of votes partially-counted by local counties to predict the results a full four weeks before the completed tallies are in.
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Re: [SCOFF] Headquarters

Postby Handyman » 05 Nov 2008, 22:22

Sniper_E wrote:I'm sorry for the 486 votes you had to delete Douglas.... :sorry: I thought Francis was going to be the one tallying the votes.

:rotfl: the reason I'm not tallying the votes is because Douglas figured I would count all 723 of them :tease:
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Re: [SCOFF] Headquarters

Postby T50Webmaster » 05 Nov 2008, 23:38

It seems like the number of votes keeps increasing
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Re: [SCOFF] Headquarters

Postby mtotheikle » 06 Nov 2008, 00:38

We are trusting David to count the votes? Yikes! Have you seen him do math before? :P

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Re: [SCOFF] Headquarters

Postby Highway of Life » 06 Nov 2008, 02:33

mtotheikle wrote:We are trusting David to count the votes? Yikes! Have you seen him do math before? :P
You may have, but that has little to do with the 956 votes that were cast. ;)
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Re: [SCOFF] Headquarters

Postby Semi_Deus » 06 Nov 2008, 06:54

There is a new candidate? :eek:
Who is Alberetie Einstein? viewtopic.php?f=131&t=8287&start=40#p89288

Hank the Cowdog wrote:Lyndon Bertie Johnson proved to be a tough adversary to the Albertie Einstein campaign. Even though Albertie was ahead by one in the popular vote, we failed to win the majority of votes, and so Lyndon and Albertie are entering a runoff election starting Thursday.
Luckily, I was prepared for this and have everything set up to continue the campaign.

Thank you all for your support to Albertie Einstein in the form of votes. I ask that you again cast your ballots for Albertie Einstein, as now more than ever we need the support, votes, and encouragement of every single one of our faithful supporters.

The local media station, SCOFF, recently caught up with me as I was touring Glacier National Park in Montana. One of their reporters, Seven of Nine, asked me a couple of questions as I was standing on a dock in front of Lake McDonald, and I revealed the plans I had earlier discussed with the Park Rangers about maintaining the environment of the park. Hopefully SCOFF News will manage to get the interview up before the election ends, however I know that their video technicians are wrapped up in other matters as of currently.

Things are happening fast. As campaign manager, I will be able to produce several more campaign points to keep up the momentum we have from the video advertisement. Expect our propaganda ministry to output several more images to support our campaign tomorrow.

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Re: [SCOFF] Headquarters

Postby House » 06 Nov 2008, 07:00

Albertie? . . . . Never heard of the guy. :doh:
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Re: [SCOFF] Headquarters

Postby harmlessgoat22 » 06 Nov 2008, 07:26

Me neither....I'm voting for LBJ!!!
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Re: [SCOFF] Headquarters

Postby rickymallory » 06 Nov 2008, 15:42

House wrote:Albertie? . . . . Never heard of the guy. :doh:

harmlessgoat22 wrote:Me neither....I'm voting for LBJ!!!


:thumbsup: Same here, Who is Albertie?
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