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var Quote = new Array()
Quote[0] = 'Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don’t know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.';
Quote[1] = 'There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high yield explosives.';
Quote[2] = '"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?';
Quote[3] = 'Everyone should have an evil secret plan...';
Quote[4] = 'I love giving opinions, I’ve got thousands.';
Quote[5] = 'I’m actually pale blue. It takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white';
Quote[6] = 'Highway of Life: Alive, occupying space, and exerting gravitational force.';
Quote[7] = 'I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants!';
Quote[8] = 'Chicken Soup, n.: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup can’t cure is neurotic stupidity.';
Quote[9] = 'Psychology: Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn’t matter. Never mind.';
var Q = Quote.length;
var whichQuote = Math.round(Math.random() * (Q - 1));
function showQuote()
{
	document.write(Quote[whichQuote]);
}
showQuote();
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